Mil-Spec Monkey Patch - Fun Sponge

MSMPatch46

Select colour from the drop down menu below

This one can have multiple interpetations, but the original idea was to put them on command that excel in stealing the fun out of about any situation. Alternatively these patches can be self applied to declare you are a monster at trying to absorb fun in all of its forms.
Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.66" x 2.75"